I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Randomize
