real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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