is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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