every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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