quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
there was a trapeze. enough said
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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