guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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