You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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