the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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