She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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