So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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