You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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