So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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