I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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