I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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