Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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