Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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