Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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