If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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