I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I party with great urgency now.
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