Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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