Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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