so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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