you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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