I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
ok first of all what the fuck
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