Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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