pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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