ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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