I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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