Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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