my vag is so smooth its legendary
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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