This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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