We got so high we made milksteak
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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