Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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