Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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