Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Randomize
