sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Alive.
So much puke
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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