Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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