I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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