she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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