JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
