It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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