I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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