You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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