I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
