i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I am naked and annoyed.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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