That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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