break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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