and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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