ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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