I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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