Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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